Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A New Job for Penis

Just before bedtime, Sean (who is six) ran to the bathroom. He emerged several minutes later, with the following observation:

"It felt like I peed outta my butt."

"Well," I reassured him, "that happens to all of us sometimes." I mean, hey: We've all been there.

A while later, after the lights were out and I was busy sharing hugs and kisses with the small fry, Sean said:

"I think my penis got fired and the butt got its job."

Before I could even react with laughter he continued,

"And now the penis is working in the poop factory."

I absolutely LOVE my children.

The end.

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